Ice is a scam. #ThatsAll
Something about it broke my heart that I couldn't speak French. When the beautiful waitress asked me "Twas eet good?" I wanted to say more than Oui. But in the silent space reserved for superfluous words, I realized that Oui was enough.
The guy beside me on the plane smells like old berries and arrogant magic. He looks like France. I hope they're all like him. #Paris #PrettyPlease